Thursday, December 11, 2025

The Bike, The Bhai & The Big Bang Masala

 Ee naa katha meeku cheppalantee…

Mundu Devara Katha cheppali type lo..


Bahubali - The Beginning – 2004

(anta budget ledu le manaku.. manade story)

2004 lo naku Kurnool lo Tata Tele Services lo ICT Engineer ga job vaccindi.
2 months ayindi.

Inka job vaste, as per the constitution of overaction prakaram,

bike undali gaa… site visits… status reporting…

multiple sites… ala hype chesi…

so appatiki pre-launch lo unna Bajaj CT-100 bike konna.

Few days lo vachindi. Maa oorilo 2nd bike delivery nadee.

Appatlo baga popular ayindi ee model.

Bike konna 15 days ki naku Bhuvaneswar ki transfer ayyendi…
Akkada Orissa lo 15 days undi nenu job vodilesi vennakuu vacchesa Hyd ki…

“rangaa bothi yee ranga bothi …” anukuntu…

(edi oka krishna nagar type katha.. Inko sari matladukundam le)
Ante first installment matramee kattanu na salary tho.

So inka kotta bike… appatloo Hyd lo rides leni Rapido bike la tirugutunna…

oorantha… few days.


A Sunday Evening Ride

One fine day… maa babai valla intlo oka chinna function unnindi

near Nagole. Nenu SR Nagar lo unde vadini room lo.

Aa function ayyaka… nenu return ayyanu around 8 PM

Nagole nunchi room ki.

August time anukunta… light ga padi padanattu varsham…

peddaga traffic ledu… Sunday night… road anta manade.

Kocham dooram vacchaka, aa varsham lo okkadu

DSNR deggara… “lift pls” annadu.

Yeah, why not… assalee manadi gunde kadu… Cabbage kada…

piga new bike…

“Yeah yeah… get in,” ani vadini ekkinchukoni veltunna…

Malakpet deggara ki vacchamu.


What a sudden sappi!!..

Aa cheekati lo… aa varsham lo…

naa bike venakalee oka 3 dokku bikes lo janalu
rukko rukooo annatuu anipinchindi.

Antalone okadu munduku vacchi break vesi apadu…

few seconds lo naa bike ni vallu mundu..

and inko 2 bikes lo venakala round-up Chesaru.

Vallu anni bikes lo triples unnaru.

Ye bike kiska hai” –ani adigaru…. 

aree meeru edi aithe adagakudadoo ade adigaru anukoni…

 “Ye bike mera hai.. yee desh bi mera hai” ani cheppa…

“Teek hain… chal aaja” annaru.

Aree bike gurinchi details kavalante adigithe cheptam kada…
Meeru “Maree abhimanam verrithalalu vesina fans la unnaree” ani Dubai Seenu lo Slomon Raju la feel ayee…

Venaka nunchi okadu… chekatlo edo vadi bike nunchi testunnadu…

peddaga undi… Teesaka telisindi… adi iron rod.

Ide do tedaga undi…
Aree emi kavali ra meeku ante…
Chup chap chal” annaru… road ki atu side.

Oka car shed undi… closed aa time lo…

kaani koncham parking space la pedda ga undi.

Vallani follow avutu vellanu (tappinchukolekaa vellalsi vacchindi).


The Gutkaa Gang

Akkada already inko 10 daka mandi unnaru… waiting… manakosam.
Celebrity vastunnadantee… aa matram janalu untaru kada.

Valla deggara emi-emi unnayoo teliyadu…

mottam anta oka sari gutkaa ummina vuntaru la…

Mottam Old City batch.

“Evvaraa meerantaaa” ani arichee chance kuda ledu…

venkala rod pattukoni okkadu… Mundu ee batch…

Enduku tesuku vaccharoo teliyadu.
Valla basha… “idarayeyeee” … “Dil toh pagal hai

tappa vere ravu manaku.


Appatiki inka bhaiya thoda pyass dalo kuda ledu.

Sare… nenu English lo edo adugutunna… “emi ra babu enti edi” ani…
A batch lo Ameerpet spoken English batch anukunta…
Wait, wait… Bhai coming” annadu.


Enter The “Bhai”

“Bhai aa… evaru Bhai… evadiki Bhai…”

Nakosam vacche Bhai evaduraa…
Naku anta scene emi undi ani…

Mottaniki vacchadu aa Bhai… oka 5 min lo…
Mana Hyderabad Nawabs lo Saleem Pheku la…
Open-top jeep lo vacchadu.

Aa cheekatlo jeep digi… vadi face chuddam anukune lopu…
Vadu ravadam ravadam…

naa chempa meeda okkati icchadu gattigaa

Abbaaaa…. dabbaaaa…. Jabbaaaa…

(BGM ledu but Nadamuri Thaman effect vacchindi..)

Nenu… “Lallu uncle maloom terekoo.. Jaya aunty maloom terekoo”

ane time kuda ivvaledu.

 Emi raa… enduku kodutunnaru ante…

 Appudu cheppadu…

“Maa chelli ni edipistavu raa” ani Urdu lo annadu.

Mundu, venakala… evevo “*&^%$#@” … manaku artham kaadu… so lite.

Nenu enti mee chelli enti…
Manaku anta cinema ledu ra ani mottukutunna… vinaledu.

“Undu 2 min… maa chelli on the way…

vacchi confirm cheste nee chavu confirm.”

ani expression icchadu..

Nenu gattiga cheptunna…
“Aree babu, naku teliyadu ra evaroo…

nenu Hyd ki vacche 3 days avvaledu Bhubaneswar nunchi…

needi chelli naki nahi maloom hain” ani


Katha lo ede twist swami..

 Few minutes lo vadiki edo phone vacchindi…
(Apptati classic  Nokia 1100 types…

photos/videos levu. Keypad phones.)

Isaa kyaa.. isaa kyaa” ani edo antunnadu.

Vadi chelli phone chesi cheppina details…
Manaki yee matram match avvaledu.

IT'S A MISMATCH. 

Appudu koncham taggi adagadam start chesaru…
Evadu neevu… ekkada nunchi vacchavu… enti emi ani.

Aree evi anni mundu adagali kada raa…ippudu adugutunnaruu…

Sare… ekkada untavu ani adigi…

“Malli vastamu akkadiki edina teda vaste”

ani baga bedirinchi…pommannaduu..

Jaaa Simran jaaa… jee lo apnii jindagi” ani vadu annattu anipinchindi.

Manam… “Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara” ani veltu veltu…

“Intha chesaru… sorry Anna cheppacchu kada?” ani adiganu.

Inka okkadu serious ga vacchi…

“Ninnu memu emi cheyaledu… ikkade untee…” 

(anelopu manam by birth intelligent kada…)

“Jaraa unte sacchipotunti” anukoni…

Akkada nunchi bike deggaraki vellanu.


Man of The Malakpet

Akkada adigadu… “Kaun hain voh…”

Bike pakkana niluchunna, natho pati lift adigi vacchinodini chusi…

Vademinaa Shahrukh Khan aa Salman Khan aa…
Naku emi telusu… lift adigadu, darilo ekkadau ani…

“ekkada ante DSNR deggara annadu.”

“Aakasam erraga undi… adi desha drohula raktam tho…”  Code decoded.

Valla chelli cheppina

physical, mental, geo-political parameters… anni sync ayyayi.

IT'S A MATCH.


Madatettesarurooi..

First lo bike tho chase chesina vallu veedi pakkanee unnaru…
Naa bike deggara… lekunte vadu jump kottintadu…

Inta jarugutunna… vadu emi analedu…
Mottaniki… nannu vadilaka vadini pattukunnaru.

Vadu naa bike lo velladam valla… vaadu evado na bike chusadu…
Adi ala ala velli… naa kompa munchindi. Inka road vembadi plan chesukoni .. chasing and den setup.. Chesaru..

Burra takkuva edavalu..

Bigginers mistakes eviannii.. Sarrigaa plan chesukoledu..

Inka akkada nunchi nenu jump jilani. Adabarse adabarsee ani…


 Lalalaa lalalaa..lalalaa…

 It was a terrifying experience.
Anta mental gallu… gutka, matka batch types.

Bike service road nunchi U-turn teesukunnappudu…
Malli oka chinna glimpse kanipinchindi…

aa location… vallandaritho. Horrible frame..

Room ki velli 2-3 days bayataku raledu.
Baga disturb ayindi.

Roommates ki kuda 2 days taruvata cheppa…
Vallu divert chesi… “em kadu le, vellu bayataki” annaru.


 Déjà Vu

Sare… koncham overcome ayyi…

vellanu Panjagutta Sai Baba temple side… edo pani undi.

Koncham sepatiki sudden ga rain start ayindi.

(Varsham cenimalo kanna naa story lo ne

ekkuva sarlu padinattundi ee varsaham..)

Nenu varsham padina aganu…

( edisav le… eve tagginchukunte manchidi…)

Appudee… akkadaa road pakkana oka ammai

LIFT PLEASE… bus stop varaku…varsham padutondi ani…”

DEJA VU 
Deja Vu
Deja Vu

Edo MAYDAY MADAY MAYDAY la anipinchindi.. 

Oka second… “lift” ante vanuku puttindi.

But you know what…

(ilanti samayaloo intelligent pillavadu vatsav emi chestadu...)

9th class Sanskrit lo maa teacher

“paraopakarardam idham shareeram”

ani cheppindi gurthu vacchi… Lift ichi bus stop lo drop chesa.

Meeru mararu raa… “meerentoo… mee vidanalentoo…

type lo ala jarigipoyeendi anukovala?

Leka…

Quick ga overcome ayyi… jana jeevana sravanthi lo kalisi

“moorkathvaniki maranam ledu” ani prove chesanu anukovalaa??



Cheers

Sreevatsava
11/Dec/2025

For many years… aa Malakpet side vellalante konchem bayam ga undedi…

Edi ayyakaa next 2 days newspaper lo chusa…

edina incident report ayyindemo ani… 

Vadini vadilaroo leka vesesaroo ani… emi kanipinchaledu. 

So, lucky guy anukovalaa!!!

Inkemundi..Adnam Sami pata pettukoni… padukovadamee.. 

“Poyiraa poyiraa poyiraa mamaa”… ani..

Ohh lyrics mistake…but situational song..

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mujhko bhi to LIFT kara de,

 thoRi see toh LIFT kara de


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