Swamy Ayomayananda Pravachanalu – 2 ( Naku Koncham Tikkunndi .. Kaani Dani Lekka Tappindi ..)

Swamy Ayomayananda Pravachanalu – 2  ( Naku Koncham Tikkunndi .. Kaani Dani Lekka Tappindi ..)

Ala kala chakraaniki edureedutuu .. Chakram movie release ayyaka anukunntaa ..kotta company lo join ayyanu …so kotta salary account iccharu ..but aa bank details finance vallaku teledu so mail chesaru a/c details pampu payroll run chyaali ani .. Details handy ga leka maa room mate ki cal chesa .. a/c number cheppu ani ..intalo ne chinnappudu tinna saraswathi lehyam gurthu vacchi .. bagaaaaa brain ni tune cheste  93.5 RED FM tho patu naa a/c number gurhtu vacchayii .. twist enti ante  a/c number la 12 digits kakunda last 4 digits matrame gurthu vacchaayii..

Appude decide ayya Bill Gates blank cheque tho vacchi batimaalina kuda naa brain ivvakudadu ani. ( Batiki poyaadu)..

Intaloo maa room mate call chesi cheptunnadu number … 1..2…8 digits varaku cheppadu …nenu 8 digits varaku ragane edo Ambani swiss bank locker code open ayeenattu  apu inka cheppinata varaku chaluu .. migatadi maku telusu lee .. egastalu vaddu chesinata charity chalu … inka velli paniki vacche pani emina unte chesuko ani phone pettesaa..

Ika vadu cheppina 8 numbers  and nenu confirm chesukunna  4 numbers kalipi polavaram project ki quotation pampinattu maa finance team ki pampanu .

Mottaniki 31^st vacchindi .. Mahesh babu fans kaleja kosam 3 years  kallu kayalu kachela chusinattu nenu 31 days wait chesa salary kosam.. raledu .. pakkanodiki vacchindi.  Manaku leka adoo badha … pakkanodiki vaste inko badha … sare .. ala maa room mate cheppina numbers laga 1..2..3…7..8 days gadichipoyaayii … ayena raledu … job vacchindi ani friends ki icchina party di credit card bill kuda kattaledu … inka tattukoleka .. finance vallaki , HR ki , security officer ki , maa cab driver ki , housekeeping ki , cafeteria vallaki andariki mail petta  naku meere nayayam chyaali ani .. Human Rights commission number kuda tesukunna next vallaku chepdam ani … intalone nake mail vacchindi finance valla nunchi .. neevu chesina paniki enni sarlu istaru salary already vesi 10 days ayeendi ani ..

Chacchindi gorree .. em ayeendi , ela ayeendi , enduku ayeendi ani raka rakalu ga alochinchi DK Bose detective services vari sahakaram tho kannukunndi em ante .. nenu fix ayeena a/c number last 4 digits

1246 kani original 1236. Akkaditho terukoni bank vadini batimalithe .. mee amount ki emi kadu name mismatch valla tansaction jaragadu ani telcharu .. Gallloo telinattundee ..anukoni  eppatiki vastunndo return cheppandi ante vadu check chesi .. sorry sir .. ekkado mistake jarigindi amount vere vallaku vellipoyeendi memu emi chyaalemu annaru .. Gorre chavadam veru … chacchina goree haleem avvadam veru .. nadi second stage ..

So ippudu ela ante .. meeku aa dabbulu padina vadi details istanu then meeku 3 options unnayi annadu .

1. Vallanu batimalukovadam , 2. Vallanu request chesukovadam 3. Vallanu convince chesukovadam .. inchumunchu mudu oke laga unnai ..

Inka chesedi emi leka aa details tesukoni vadini trace chesi pattukune lopala .. vadu a/c lo dabbuluu lagesadu .. kani edo naa credit card bills kosam ettipetnattu oka 14k unchadu .. so adi naku iccharu .. ee sari aa account lo emina padithe istam ani …

Sare edo oakati karchulaku undi ani .. kaleja lo sidda .. devudi kosam vetikinattu .. vettukunntu potee city ki eesanayam lo 43 km avatala  padubadinaa kota pakka sandulo veltuu untee oodala marrii ki venakala  oka chinna size kota lo dorikadu vadu ..( vadu manishi ki mantikudiki madhyalo unnadu .. infact location kuda )

Nato patu inko iddarini tesuku vella .. antalo aaa area lo teisina vallu unnaru oka 2000 iste pani chesipedata ani okadu chepte adi icchi vent tesuku vella …

Akkadiki vellaka telisindi .. vadu baga prepare ayaadu evado oakadu eppudo oakadu vettukunntu vastadu ani … naa a/c lo meeru evaru veyyamannaru  money.. na a/c lo dabbalu navi ..nenu ga ivvanu .. kavalante TV9 ki kuda cheppukondi .. vallu vacchedi munduga chepithe  gold facial chyeenchuku vasta annadu.

Chesedi emi leka venutirigam … twist enti ante akkada ravalasina danitho patu ee 2000 kuda poyayaii.

Alaa Vijay Malya ki unaccounted appu icchinavadilaga ... inka edi manaku radu ani decide ayeee malli jeevanam sagistuu unna .. then a/c correct chesukoni  ala ala ....oka 2 years gadichakaa vere offer vacchi ee company ki resign chesa 31^st naa .. Full and Final settlement lo enta vastundo naku correct ga teledu but nenu annukunna  danikante oka 4 times ekkuva iccharu .. Resign cheste inta istara aithe montly chesevadini kada anuknnaa …

Ala ala  inko one year taruvata call vacchindi pata company nunchi .. mee final payment lo mistake ayeendi meeku one month extra salary vesesamu ani .. appudu artham ayeendi tappu ekkada jarigindooo … nenu resign chesindi 31^st na ..so salary 30th roje  vesesaru ..  but valluu adi count cesukokunda malli iccharu Chala kastapadithe audit lo telindi anta .. ee okka transaction track chyaaleka balance sheet ee balance tappindi .. mottanki kannukooni cal chesaru...

Inka emi undi return chyaali kada ..so appudu deal matladanu … first month lo naku konni natural calamities  valla chala loss ayeendi so aa loss repay cheste nenu meeku migatadi repay chestanu ani .. vallu ok annaru .. so ala balance amount repay chesa. So mottaniki 3 years jarigindi ee transaction with No Loss No Gain.... ( ala avvadaniki veeeluledeeee .. ekkadoo kodutondi ...)

Yesss ...  madayalo  recovery chestanu ani icchina 2000 inka raledu … edo oakti le assalu radu anukunnadi eppatikoo vacchindi .. appudu artham ayeendi chinnapati nunchi engg varaku maths enduku pedatarooo .. Microsoft vadu spell check pettadu kani number check pettaledu .. case pettali vadi meeda ..so ee numbers correct ga rakunte ela phone numbers, a/c numbers, employee numbers  teda cheste ela ne untundi..
Twist chusaraa .. first a/c number nenu tappu iccha .. then bank vadu tappu chesi wrong account ki process chesadu .. mottam amount tesyaakundaa naa dabbu kottesina vadu tappu chesadu ( vadi view lo ) then extra salary vesi comapny vallu tappu chesaru .. Enta mandi eenni sarlu ennni chotla tappu cheste danni tappu anaru SCAM antaru .. elagithenemi .. late ga ayena naa salary naku vacchindi..

Inkaaa elantivi boledu unnai .. ee sari teerikagaa eppudina rasta lendii .. ee post ee chala peddadi ayeenattu unndii .. inka mee opikaa..

Cheers

Vatsav.

Swamy Ayomayananda Pravachanalu - 1 ( Tingari Panulu )

Swamy Ayomayananda Pravachanalu - 1

 “Chuttu round up chesi confuse chyaakandi… confusion lo ekkuva kottesa” ani mana Makesh Babu serious ga cheppadu gani .. confusion lo kuda chala comedy untundi ..( Debba padina vadiki kadu lendi .. pakkanodiki ..).

Eee post raddam ani just enni sarlu confuse ayaanu ..enni sarlu sontam ga assumption tesukuni debbayeeaanuu  ani taluchukoni … konni matram raddam anukunte .. aa list ee “Mogali rekulu “ episodes ni minchi poyeela anipinchindi .. saree ani mareee PUREIT lo filter cheste ela konni telayiii ..(infact .. nannu munchai ).

Ela ayomayam tho assumption tho chesina panulee ee Swamy Ayomayananda Pravachalanu…

Half Ticket …

Chinnapudu…. ante ..maree “sisindri” lo Akhil anta kadu lendi ..”Indra “ lo ‘nenu unna nayanamma’ ani vastadu ga buddodu aa age anukuntaa .. cenima ku vellanu .. ma parents ticket tesukoni ..naa ticket naku iccharu ( nene lakkunaa lendi )…janalu meeda padi kottukunenta queue unndi .. alage queue lo nilochoni observe chestunna .. gate deggara ticket tesukoni chinchi okkaokkarini pamputunnadu gate keeper .. antaka munde maa teacher evadiki chetanina pani vade chesukovali .. ani moral science nu material science cheppinattu , digi class level lo  cheppindi .. adi guthru vacchi …aaa matram ticket nenu chinnchalenaa ani …naa trun vacche lope nenu na ticket chinchi oka mukka vadiki iccha .. adedoo munde fix ayeena  Bhutan bumper lottery ticket chinchinaatu feel aye vadu nannu lopaliki pampaledu .. TV9 chercha karyakramam laga konta sepu cherchinchukoni  .. cherchalu viphalam ayyakaa  ..fresh ticket tesukoni cenima chusam ... papam vadi pani nenu chese sariki ego hurt ayeenattu unndi  .. andukee doctor koste danni operation ani .. factionist koste Danni murder ani antaru , evadi pani vadu chyaalii.. ( intiki vellaka em jarigi untundi ani mee vignatha ke vadilestunna .. ).

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RajGhat  --- Camera Ghat ..

Ala ala .. chiru Supreme Hero nunchi  Mega Star ayaadu .. ( konni years gadichai ..)

Engineering Final year lo Delhi lo oka interview unte vella .. official work ayaakaa delhi darshan ki tourist bus ekkanu .. ala chala places chusaka .. “Raj Ghat “ ki vaccham .. natho patu Bihar lo perigina  Bhutan pillodu anukunta .. variety ga unnadu .. vadiki bhasa ani cheppukunedi edi vacchinattu ledu .. edoo EEGA language matladutunnadu .. nenu decode chyaalekunna .. mottaniki vadi bhada artham ayeendi .. vadi camera tesukoni vadiki photo teyaamani adugutunnadu .. Assalee manam photo teyaamnate , mundu poola danda delivery tesunnava ani adige type .. naa chettuloo camera petti ..( papam …)..Gandhiji samadhi deggara orbit white advt chupinchadu  .. naa shakti koddi try chesi  vadi teeth velugu tho flash kuda lekunda photo tesanu .. inko pic kosam mana Indra veena step type lo pose pettadu .. roju roju ku perige PETRO potu ne  tattukunnam ee pose enta ani adi kuda barinchi inko pic tesanu … kani edo chinna sound teda vacchindi camera lo ..kachak ane sound boduluu …. Kirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ani…

Eminendo clarity vacche lopu vadiki oka smile icchi  RECAP vesukunna … aa camera digital di kadu ..old Kodak camera adi .. apptlao reel load chesi  tese camera .. so every photo ki liver adjust chesi next pic ki set chyaali negative ni .. ela chyaadam lo confuse aye .. wrong button nokkanu ..reel rolling ki badulu release button adi .. Abbraka dabra ..Abraka dabra anakundanee  camra lo unna reel chetuloki vachindi ..appati varaku teesina pics anni expose ( explode )ayyyai ... ee lopala vadu Gandhi ji Samadi ki rounds kodutunnadu .. .. papam vadiki appatiki inka teledu .. camera ki kuda next pradaksharnalu chyaali ani…

Elagolaa takshana kartyavam alochinchi  aa reel ni Flipkart vadu pack chesinnatu balam ga ade slot lo pack chesi vadiki icchi bus ekki kurchunna ..

Vadu camera vanka chustuu .. face lo edo “pushpaka vimanam” expression icchadu ..matlallo cheppaledu .. em ayeendo oohinchee shakti ledu .. .. mottaniki vadu kanipettindi enti ante .. Pic number 1 ki vacchi agindi counting meter. Antakamundu adi 32 unndindi .. Vadi karma kakapote North India tour anta velli last Delhi ki vacchi nannu vettukuntu vastadaa .. Moottaaammm poyaayiii … Inka New Delhi maroo Nagasaki kakamundee .. nenu bus api jump .. infact railway station vacchindi anukondi ..

Andukee pranam pokada .. photos rakada  evvariki telusu  annaru peddoollu … Ela padi mandiki sahaya padu unte charitra lo migilipotam.. Vaiki jeevitham lo camera chusinppudu alla talchukuntadu nannu…

Cheers

VatsaV