CERTIFI"KETU" - DUPLI"KETU"

 

                                                    CERTIFI"KETU" - DUPLI"KETU"

Ippudu cheppe danilo.. Drama irrukumaa – drama irruku, Surprise irrukumaa - suprise irruku, Sentiment irrukuumaa- sentiment irrukuu… arthamyeendi gaa… innii irrukunnakaa … meeru irrukupoyaayaru ani… ee story mottoam lo ee irrukuu anedi gurutu pettukondi.. Taruvata matladukundam..

“Anaganaga oka roju”… actually “anukokunda oka roju” .. appatlo oka Recruitment Company lo Manager ga unde vadini.. H1B Visa’s sponsor chese vallam ma company tarupunaa.. (2006 Jan lo) (ippududu adakkandi royii H1B lu.. … adantaa appudandi.. Ippudu avi ani manesanu.. Kavalante Trump taha ki cheppu.. Mana taluka ani.. icchestadu)

Paper advt istee konni applications vacchai and vallani screening cheyyadaniki oka roju intervew schedule chesamu.. Walkin types.. With all their certificates. 

Naku kuda appudu apply chesaru H1B ki. So andaritho patu naa certificates kuda verifiy chesukoni file ready chyaali.. .. cheyyali kadu.. Chayyalsindi nene..

So okkakaru vastunnaru, anta ok aithe valla certificates photo copies tesukoni.. Separate file chestunna.. Ala oka 10 mem daka ayyayi evening ki.. 

Nenu morning vacchinappudu na originals anni oka A4 Size envelope lo petti na table draw lo pettanu.. Evening migatavallavi anni ayyaka, navi kuda xerox tesi ready cheddam ani. 

Sare inka day closing appudu xerox teddam ani naa enevlope kosam chuste.. 

Lucky dip lo mana peru tappa vere anni unnattu aa enevlope tappa vere ededo unnai… current bills.. Rejected resumes.. Inka ededo… edi matram ledu..

Manaku ilanti shocks kotta kakapoyeenaa…. Certificates kada .. koncham serious matter …Inka chusukooo… naku aithe akkade pettanu ani telusu… actual ga originals avasaram ledu.. Office lo aithe free ga xerox tesukovacchu ani.. Teccha… (titaakandee… manam antaa chesamu le edi.. But naku ayeendi ilaa..)

Vetikanu.. Vetikanu..intreview ki vacchina valla files lo kalisayemo ani .. avi evi tedalekuda vethikaanu… ayenaa dorakaledu.. No use .. no use.. Barbarious ..avi dorakavandi…

Podduna okkadini reject chesamu.. Vademina ettukopoyaada ani vadiki kuda call chesa.. No annadu… migatavallandariki chesanu.. “Main kiku letee theree certificates..  Maki telvadu sabb”.. Annaru .. Einstien brain evaroo ettukupoyaarnataa.. Ala navi kuda evarinaa.. Cha cha.. Meeku naku telusu kadaa…vati gurinchi..

Sare danilo na 10th, Inter, B.Tech originals and previous company offer letters anni unnai..  Antaa… Attili chirabarayaanamah..

Sare.. what next.. Scanned copies unnai.. H1B petition aithe file chesamu.. Aa year yee lottery system pettindi.. Pick aithe chuddam ani .. ee lopu alochiddam ani anukunna..

Ika ata modaledamaa… 

Basic procedure follow ayee…

First FIR file chyaali ante.. City lo tiragadam kastam ani.. Ooriki velli .. akkada police station lo complaint rayinchi.. Travel lo file poyeendi .. anduloo evi anni unnai ani FIR Copy tesukoni pani modalu pettanu… prati danilo ee FIR copy pettali. Akkada SHO naa inti peru lo “Raju” ani unndadam chusi.. Meeru Rajuna annadu.. Meedi tenale.. Maadi tenalee type lo.. Kadu ane sariki inko 100 ekkuva nokkadu..

Appatlo nadi Night shift.. Edi gurtu pettukondi.. (enni gurthu pettukovali ra.. Tokallodi..  Edi okkati pls)

So ye ye certificate ela apply chyaali anna min idea kuda ledu.. Kani lucky ga Hyd lo unna kabbati.. Appatlo AP ki head offices anni akkade undevi..

So First 10th.. SSC Board, Nampally deggara.. Evaro friend ni tesuku vella.. Akkada edo gumasta ni patti.. Vadi chetulo edo pedithe.. Vadu oka application icchi… neevu ekkada chadivavoo akkada ki velli stamp veyenchukoni ra.. Vacche tappudu .. amount gurthru ledu.. Oka 500 anukunta.. DD tesuku ra annadu… 

Ikkada modalayeendi.. Govt office lo pani kavalante ela ani..

Lucky ga ma native place lo school lo quick ga ne ayeendi..oka weekend ooriki velli.. Leave pettukoni.. Stamp veyeenchukoni vacchi submit cheste… vadu konni rojulu tesukoni chetto certificates meeda marks rasi.. Vadi writing nakanna darunam gaa undi… adi sign chesi icchadu.. DUPILICATE ani.. AAREE ENTRAA EDI anntee.. Edi ante.. Vaddantee.. Poyee malli 10th chaduvu po annaru..

Inka Inter..edi .. edi mana Rajamouli interval bang kanna better ga untundi..

Aa office ki vella.. Danilo district-wise sections unnai.. Nadi nellore lo inter ayeendi..

Vettukoni akkadaki velli.. Cheppanu ila ani.. Then pakkana mana home district kadapa vadu unnadu… vadu full exite ayee.. Inka ye zilla ye zilla type lo.. Zilla politics anni matladi. Naku vallu tesusu veellu telusu ani.. . Kinda canteen ki velli matladam ra ani tesuku velladu… 

Vadiki kavalsinavi anni tini.. Nannu bill kattamannadu.. Appatikee edi koncham alavatu ayeendi..

So peddaga feel avvaledu.. Inka vadu nenu cheptanu lee aa section vallaki.. Chestaru ani 300 ivvu annadu.. Iccha.. Inka vadu gayab.. Taruvata scene lo ledu

Akkada kuda same routine.. Applicaiton.. DD.. Chadivina College lo principal stamp.. Etc

So ippudu .. chello nellore.  Akkadiki melu… first year Guntur lo second year Nellore lo chadivanu.. But passing out Nellore kabbati adi okkati chalu annaru..

Inko 2 days leave.. Inka gurtukostunnai types lo college.. Prati okkadiki oka anavasarapu explanation.. Oka sympatithc expression.. Oka oka oka….. Time ki gurutu ravadam ledu aa word.. Sare lite..

So mottaniki elagolaa.. Oka 2-3 weeks lo adi kuda ayeendi.. Same vadu kuda .. chetto rasi icchadu.. 

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Now enter the Dragon.. B.Tech - JNTU Hyd vadu ivvali.

Procedure teliyadu ela ani.. Nenu appatlo Attapur lo unde vadini.. Night shifts ani cheppakada..

So, lechi ready ayee, Kukatpalli vellesariki.. Akkada examination section vallu unde vallu karu.. Cheppe dikku kuda ledu..

Ila 2 times ayyaka .. mottaniki procedure chepparu.. And 1000 rs ki DD tesukomannaru..

Apply chesi ,same malli inko sari leave pettukoni.. Maa college ki velli NOC tecchukoni… malli Hyd ki vacchi.. Then  DD tesukoni velli icchanu.. Avi chusi.. Evi anni ok mari afidavit edi annadu… adi endi raa.. Enduku evi anni.. Bagane unnam gaa ippudu antee.. Sivaji movie lo 120B, 26H, 72A ani cheppinattu rules cheppadu… mottaniki entante.. Oka afidavit icchi danni  First Class Majestrate deggaraa attest chyenchalntaa.. Ededo ippatlo ayeela ledu anipinchindi… inka edo oorilo telisina vallu untee.. Vallanu pattukukoni enta try chesinaa.. Avvaledu..

Inka maa relatives lo oka Advocate unte.. (ippudu manam law chesamu kabbati.. Easy reference undedemoo..) appatlo Namapalli court ki rammanadu.. Ayana vall assistant ni pampadu..

Vadu ravadam ravadam.. Dabbulu annadu.. Enta ante.. Edo cheppadu.. Na deggara anta levu ATM ki vellali ante.. Vadu vacchadu.. Nenu draw chyaadaniki nokkutunnte.. Inkocham chyee annadu… enduku ante.. Karchulu untai .. neevu malli malli rakudadu antee… ani... adi kuda ayeendi …

Icchanu… mottaniki konni rojula taruvataa vacchindi afidavit.. Certificate kadu.. 

Ippudu edi tesukoni malli night shift- madhyanam nidra lechi- 22 km vellali JNTU ki… velli submit chesa..

Anni chusi.. Okkati taggindi annadu… oree .. ippudu endi ra ante… rules changed.. Ippudu fee 1000 kadu.. 5000 ayeendi annadu.. Edi eppudu pettaru ante… indake annadu…

Em chestamu.. Velli tesukuvastanu anukuntee.. Bank close.. 

Malli inko roju.. Same routine.. So ippudu application vundi.. Avidavit undi 1000+4000 ki DD kuda vundi… manalani evadu ra apedii ani vellanu

First level pass ayee.. Section in charge: deggaraki Vellindi… ayana Pilichi.. Neevu chadivindi Rajampet lo.. Hyd lo unna Majistrate ela sign chestaru .. chelladu annadu..

Ala kadu ra picchodaa… neemina mestri deggara pettinchanaa.. First Class Majistrate deggare pettinchanu ra ani cheppa.. Vadu.. aaa .. uuuu.. Ouchh annadu… nenu inka frustration lo.. Neevu voddu nee degree voddu.. Nee deggare pettuko ane laa godava vesukunna.. Enni sarlu tiragali.. Ippatiki 7 times ayeendi ani… 

Vadiki ekkado edo anipinchi .. approve chesi .. post lo intiki vastundi po ani tarimesadu…

Mottaniki ala anni vacchai.. Deeniki anta oka 5 - 6 months pattindi… inka naa Visa interview lopala vacchai..but anni DUPLICATE ane stamp tho..

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Edi ee story lo Intrevel..

Inka mana chetuloo anni unnai VISA kosam vellanu… adi raledu ( edo pedda story le.. Inko sari cheppukundam) .. so ala vacchina certificates use avvaledu..

Next .. cut cheste inka nenu vere company ki move ayyanu… and Bahubali -1 vacchina 3 years ki Bahubali -2 vacchinattu.. Malli 3 years taruvataaa ede company lo cheranu…recession ayyaka 2009 lo..

But appudunna Ameerpet office nunchi.. Ayyappa Society lo ki marcharu office…

Rejoin Ayyaka.. Akkada nunchi move chesina same old Table /Desk naku vacchindi..

Ala konni rojulu gadichakaa.. Anaganagaa oka roju… table draw lo edo file testunntee.. Kanipinchindi ayaayaa… edo “Nidhi rahasyam” talapatra grandhalalo dorikinattu…edi ekkadoo chusinattunndee ane lopu … mottam rewind ayeendi…  same old A4 size Envelope kanipinchindi.. “Aaa .. vidhi adindi raa neetho vinta natakam…”..  Andukenemoo mana peddollu… ekkada pogottukundi akkade vetakali annadi…

Cover teesi chuste… appudee dentist deggara konna kottaa palla setu la… neat ga unnai.. Niga nigaladutu…oka chinna spark kuda vacchinattu anipinchindi danilo nunchi..

Emi ra balaraju… okka pani chakkaga chyaavu kada ra… enta tigrigavu.. Enni nidra ponni paggallanu chusavu (night shifts kada).. Enta mandi deggara titlu tinnavu.. Enta karchu pettavu…FIR lu.. DD lu, Afidavit lu.. Xerox lu.. Avi anni poni.. Vadu dokku handwriting tho rasi icchinaa duplicate certificates tecchukunnavu ani feel ayee terukune lopalaa… assalu inta ghoram ela jaridindi abba ani alochistee…

Aa roju aani files pettinappudu.... Aa draw lopla chinna sheet metal bend ayee undi.. Ee envelope danilo irrukunndi.. (ledu naa jeevithanni irrikinchindi)... intro lo cheppina irrukumaa.. Ante ede mari..…. Manam assale science student.. Newton ni nammukunna vallam.. Gravity prakaram.. edina sare kinda padutundi kada ani.. Enni sarlu vetikina chyee kinna pette vetikanu kani.. Pani tagulukundi ani oohinchaledu.. Vetakaledu…

Natho patu vetikina naa colleagues kuda ante… “Tiger ki time bad akkaa” emi chyaalemu..anukoni…

Mottaniki ippudu dorikayi kada.. Inka aa duplicates kakunda evi vadukovacchu le anukunteee… originals cancel chesakee ivvi istaru.. So .. originals unna… duplicates ee vadukovali. 

Pokiri lo ileana deggraa.. 2-3 flavours hair sprays unnattu.. Mana deggraa.. 2 sets unnai certificates.. 

Office reloacte chese tappudu furniture move chesinappudu edo kinda padinattundi aa irrukunnadi table draw lo..

Cut cheste.. Certificates pogottukoni.. Malli tecchukovadani manam chesina yuddam baga viral ayeendi friends circle lo…. Aboo inka chudu.. Ekkada ekkada nuncho calls… room ki vacchi kalavadalu… adedo oriloki kottaa swamiji kosam vacchinattu vaccharu na lanti badithulu antaa… 

anaa ma friend valla tammudivi 10th certificate poyendanta em cheyaali…

Maa company vadu na certificates vadi deggara pettukoni nannu relieve chyaadam ledu.. Bond ani..Ippudu avi vodilesi duplicates tecchukovali ante em chyaali ani… full questions..  

Mana deggara ippudu undedi entatntee.. 

“Inpermation… Inpermation is wealthu” 

Professional consulting type lo.. Expert advice lu tesukovadaniki annattu.. Chala kalam nadichindi. We are not alone in this world.. Mana lanti vallau chala mandi unnaru.. Trivikram cheppinattu.. “Aa varganiki nenu inspiration ayya”.. 

Ento mandi companyla deggara unnaa.. Kattu banisalanu bandha vimukutulanu cheyaadaniki naa experience use ayeendi..

Intaa bad lo kuda oka guddu jarigindayoo.. Ee first company nunchi vere company ki vellaka.. Vallu certificates adigaru. Nenu unnavi icchanu..Background verification kosam.. Old offer letters kuda adigaru.. Levu ani cheppa.. Kavalsindee ani pattu pattadu HR.. avi contract roles, avi kuda kavali annadu.. cheppa.. Areee balaraju.. Na certificates poyaayi.. Education certificates kabbati govt deggara tecchukunna.. Aa contract jobs lo evvadu ivvadu ani cheppa.. (Softcopies unna.. Ivvaleni paristiti.. Edo dates mismatch.. ).. ledu .. adi edi annadu..

Gurthocchindi.. Veedini ila kadu ani… pamputa undu ani mana deggara unna FIR copy pampanu.. (certificates poyenappudu icchindi) Na deggara undedi.. Em kavalante adi chesuko ani..danilo mention chesamu kada.. Mottamm poyyaayi ani… 

You know what, the next day… BGV cleared ani mail vacchindi.. Recission lo kuda job unnindi..

Adanamataa manaa CERTIFI”KETU” - DUPLI”KETU” mucchataa..

Abba sairam.. Ayeepoyndi… 

Cheers

Sreevatsava.

The Holy Spirit of My Engineering

 

Ee story eppatidi ante edi jariginappudu,

appaiki inka puttani future engineers di kuda

engineering complete ayeentundi ee patiki..

Last millenium di.. 1999 lo story di..

Na first year inter ni successful ga Navy/Army ani waste chesakaa,

inka desaniki naa avasaram ledu anipinchi..

Appatlo mana MPC vallaki oka velu chupinchi

deeni lo edina neeku nacchindi pattuko ane laa..

Migilina ekika option Engineering. 

Sare, inka Nellore Naryana lo cheranu..

First year lo akkada vallu chppina chaduvu ki..

Second year lo ikkda vellu cheptunna chaduvu ki ..

subject names thappa.. Subject emi sync avvadam ledu..

But yahh.. manaku vacchinannatho lo chaduvutunnam.. 

Ikkada varaniki oka sari exam petti.. Danilo 2 marks tagginaa..

2000 ranks venkapadipoyeela unnayi results..

Total state-wise Naryana campus locations Kalipi. 

Ikkada 2 marks anedi meeku artham avutundi ani cheppindee..

Ekkuvaa oohichukokandi..

Ala .. classulu.. Testlu.. Results.. outings..

Vadu pette tellati muggu ralluu (sorry, idli lu)

tinakunda skip chesina rojulu ila sagutondi.

Syllabus book chusi prepare avudam anelopale

syllabus ayeopee rojulu vacchesayii..

Ala inka climate serious ayee time loo..

Okati jarigindi.. Okka sariga campus anta raccha rambolaa…

Madi Kallurupalli campus.. Harinadhapuram ani main campus undedi,

danilo SSB (Super Speciality Batch) ani bagaaaa chadive vallandarini..

Oka madapati scortch brite brush tho thome valuu..

Ranks tho Rappa rappa types…

vallake ranks vacchedi..  Ee 1,1,1 ,2, 2,2 batch antamataa..

Alanti batch lo oka ammai

“naku mee coaching avasaram ledu.. Naku rank fix”

ani intiki vellipoyendantaaa…

edi anni campus lo lo viral ayeendi..

Emo lee.. Tooo intelligent emo..

Sontamga chaduvutundemo anukuneru meeru…

akkadee twist.. 

Tanu hostel lo SPIRIT GAME adindanta,

danilo tanaki TOP 100 lo rank vastundi ani Spirit cheppindanta..

Ante.. inka meeru mee tomudu naku avasram ledu..

Nenu na spirit ani jump intiki… edi full viral ayeendi… 

(SPIRIT GAME telise vuntundi kada.. Lekunte..

Google ni adgagandi.. Vaddule youtube inka better.. )

Inka emi undi..anni campus lo loo oka sari ga blasting ..

night study hours aithe chalu book lo box lu geechi..coin and candle petti…

“raa balikaa raaa.. Avaaahayami”….ani Amrishpuri voice lo start chesaru..

Hostel lo maa room ki water rakkunaa … spirit game vacchindi..

Na turn kuda vacchinidi… campus lo anta oke type questions..

Rank enta.. Seat ekkada, free ana payment aa?? Ani …

spirit ki kuda baga bore kottintundi ani.. Koncham relax cheddam ani..

Princess Diana accident gurinchi,

Subash Chandra Bose missing gurinchi edo adiganu..

But malli core miss avvakudaku kada...

Shame to shame question.. Rank enta ani ?? 

Ante deenilo konni rules untai kada mostly YES / NO types .. dani prakaram… 

Ala vacchina answers emi ante..

1. Rank above 10k

2. Payment seat

3. Rajampet Engineering College (AITS)

Ikkada daka bagane undi.. Next branch emi ante “Pesticides” ani vacchedi..

Yahh meeru ade anukunnaru kada..

Yess.. Chemical engineering aa ante.. NO ani vacchedi.. 

Ala tesukunna.. Rajampet lo chemical ledu…

edo Spirit ki spirit tagginattundi anukoni…

“nedu poyee repu raa” type lo .. malli inko roju..

Same answer.. Inko roju same answer..

Ore balaraju… innisarlu danne adigebodulu..

Book teesi chadavacchu kada lekuntee..

Nellore ki ki velli chilaka josyam cheppinchukokudadaa antaremoo… 

em cheddam .. telusu kadaa…

manaku free ga vacche miracles meede interest..  …

avunu chaduvu tappa anni inerest manaku..

Sare.. inka edi college management ki telsisi..

Hostel lo stricts warnings avi avi..

Ala ala deeni hawa taggi one week ki malli back to beja fry …

Fastforward.. EAMCET ayeendi (May 14th, 1999 ) na..

Results kuda vacchai..

Aa rank eppudu ee TCS/CTS freshers monthly salary anta undi.. (27k)

Kani edo hope seat vastundi ani..

Apptloo long term anedi bagaa trending.. Kani nenu vellanu ani cheppa..

• 1st counseling ayendi..-- tooch.. Daridappulo kuda ledu..10k ki close
• 2nd counseling ayeendi.. Abbaaa
• (Deggaraki vacchi agindi - 22k ki vacchindi)
• 3rd counselling ki notification iccharu..
• Edi eppudoo Dec end lo .. 

aa year colleges late ga start chesaru..

Deeniki lopala maa friends chala mandi BCA lo cheraru..

Appude a trend, start ayeendi alternate to engineering..

2nd counseling lo deggaraki vacchi agindi kada..

Inka 3rd ante.. Direct gaa anni colleges vallu neevu naku kavali ..

naku kavali ani IPL auctions type lo na kosam kottukuntaremo anukunnaa..

Mottaniki 3rd counselling ki vellanu Tirupati lo. Akkada..

Bhramostavalaloo Gauda seva ki vacchinattu vaccharu janalu..

Antaa mana batch ee…. Ekkadoo dooram ga kanipistondi counsellign hall..

Deggaraki kuda poledu.. (scopeu ledu.. Chanceu raledu)

Ikkade first twist jarigindi..

Inka chala unnai.. Dachamu.. lopala

2nd counselling ki miss ayeena rankers,

veere states lo rani vallu anta vacchi paddaru…

so, malli rank 1 nunchi call chesaru…

dani tho aa konni seats eppuooo fill ayeepoyyyai.. 

Certificates Xerox karchulu dandaga .. danikosam.. Ratri daka waiting.. 

Endukulee.. Ippudu .. assale exam ayee 6 months ayeendi.. Long-term poledu..

Chala colleges start ayyayii.. Manaku seat ledu.. 

Eelopu ma babai chepparu ani Company Secretary course chyaachu ante..

Daniki base degree kosam B.Com (Hon) seat ki exam rastee. Vacchindi hyd lo..

Daniki kuda vellaledu engineering vastundi ani..

Adi kuda poyee…

Sare.. fresh ga new year ayyaka fresh ga alochiddam new millennium lo ani

inko few days algae ayepoindi..

Happy New Year!! 2000

Chemmak entante.. Maa inti pakkane college (temp building) appatlo..

Upstairs ki velthe..class rooms kanipinchevi koncham distance loo…

distance lo engineering ante ede emo..

Adi kakunda vallemoo ededo chinna size goddali la undi ..

adi bags lo pettukoni potunnaru..

Chettuloo charts Pattukoni..taruvata telisindi danni Drafter antarani…

oka cenimatic feeling le.. 

Jan 4th  2000 roju paper lo oka advt vacchindi..

SPOT ADMISSIONS ani.. AITS College vi..

Cinnappati nunchi tega chedivevadini rooju paper..

Roju aa sports news kakunda..

Enduko vere pages lo ee news kanipinchindi.. 

Ededo teda ga undi.. Enti ani velli kannukuntee…

Already seats tesukunna vallu evarina

5th Jan 5 pm roju varaku vacchi report chyaakuntee

aa seats vere vallaki allot chyaachantaa. payment seats ..

Ala 4 seats unnai annaru..

But Deenilo Kuda Mottam A-Z admissions quota procedure follow avvali..

Inka chusukoo… 5th naa antaku mundu teesina xreox certificates anni pettukoni ..

college ki velli kurchunaam.. Nenu ma cousin Charan..

Vadu already 2nd year engg kadapa lo..holidays ki vacchadu..

Inka full guidance, stats, and analysis chestunnadu..

Mana insta lo fintech influencers lagaa...

First option computers pettu... Second ECE pettu ani..

Vadi last year counseling experience anta naku dahraposadu.. 

Same to same story, maa friend Vikram di (naa school mate)..

Vadu kuda eede seat kosam waiting..

Vadu koncham relaxed ga unnadu..

Edi kakunte nenu chennai ki pota ani.. 

Sare aa roju oka vintaa suitation.. Evarina ammai kanipiste.. Vonuku…

inka chettuloo edina file or bag kanipistee chematalu..

Enduku ante.. Girls quota lo seat kosam vacchindemo ani…

Appatikee oka 2 seats fill ayyayi annaru..

Inka migilindi 2 matramee… inka 2 hours time undi ..

enta competition undo teliyadu.. Janalu vastunnaru potunnaru..

But deenikosam ani teliyadu.. 

Intalo oka ammai file pattukoni office room lo ki vellindi.. Antee..

Ayepoindi raa .. inka manam assam anukunna…

but ame 2 min lo bayataki vacchesindi… pakkana inquiry cheste..

tanu lecurer anta (future lo ma computers mam)…

hmm… inka edo cape of good "hope"..

“Baram anta aa devudi meede vesam” ani mana Sunita akka..

Mukesh advt lo cheppinattu feel ayee..

5 pm kosam waiting… 

“Bagavan accha kare tho .. sadhu biccha karegaa” 

type loo mottaniki 5 pm ayeendi..

Vere evvaru raledu…desaniki iddaru engineers dorikaru...

So neekokati .. nakokati type lo last 2 seats maa iddariki vacchai..

Danitho aaa year admissions anni close ayyayi.. 

Adedo maa kosame annatuu unnindi edi..

Mottaniki antaa vallaku kavalisna branches teesukunnakaa migilinaa

Mechanical branch vacchindi iddariki.. 

Ray of light end the end of the tunnel annattu..anni ala set ayyayi..

Perfect.. Ippudu manam evaramu mighty mechanical engineers.

(college lo ala ne cheppamannaru seniors)

Appatloo engineering seatu, ippudu APSRTC free bus lo mogavallaki seatu..

Dorakadam ee kastam..

Dorikitee.. course/trip ayepoedaka problem ledu…

elagolaa manage cheyyachhu..

Ala .. konni rojulu ayyakaa..

Naa spirit gurthu vacchindi… aree spirit chepinattu pedda rank vacchindi..

payment seat vacchindi, Rajampet lo vacchindi..

But mechanical vacchindi enti chepmaaa....

tanu cheppina pesticides kadu ani… what is this spirit..

Enta nammanu ninnu anukunnaa….

Inkoncham gap tesukoni alochinchakaaa…

Appudu naku tagilina shock ki ippatiki shivering vastundi..

Paper lo advt 4th jan icchi 5th jan ki fee pay cheyaamannaru.. Seat vaste ani..

Appudu maa nanna vere oori lo work chesevallu.. Oorilo leru..

Sare ani ee advt tesuku velli ..

maa friend Kalyan (na school mate..

Tankau ikkade 1st counselling lo seat vacchindi)

valla nanna ki chupincha..

Uncle business kuda maa college pakka building lo ne..

Tanu kuda vacchi college vallatho matladi.. baga help chesaru..

But major point.. 35k amount kattali.. Ventanee..

So Dhairam ga uncle ne adiganu.. Naku fee ki dabbulu ivvandi..

Nanna vacchaka return chestamu ani.. Uncle Icharu ventanee...

Fee katti.. Seat confirm chesukunna.. 

Inter pillodu adigadu ani valla abbai friend ki anta amount 2000 year lo

ivvadam anedi alochinchukondi..

This is a great thing. Aa roju time ki fee kattakunte..

Seat vacchedi kadu…

Intaku uncle business ento telusaa “PESTICIDES.” 

Odiyammaa buntyy…..

“HOLY SPIRIT” mundee script rasi pettavaaa anipinchndi.. 

Eppatinuncho chala sarlu ee story chala mandiki cheppinaa.. But Rayaledu..

Ee roju maa college nunchi call chesaru..

Sir, Alumini meet undi.. Meeru ravali ani ..

okka sari gruthu tecchukunte.. Silver jubilee ayeendi..ippatiki rayakuntee..

Vedalu goshistai ani.. Rastunna..

Chemmak entantee.. Akkada ikkadaa anta pani chesaka..

Ippudu work chestunna company ki

Vikram - MD & CEO and nenu GM (last benchers type lo last admissions)

Cheers

Sreevatsava, 

Mech-99-2003

Written on 8th Dec 2025

(Engineering lo em ayeendi anedi..

Partlu partlu ga inko sari chuddam..)

Batch 1999 to 2003 ayena join ayeendi matram year 2000 lo.. 

Ee effect naku 20 years

taruvata 2019 lo LLB admission appudu padindi..

4 year degree 3 years lo ela chesavu ani… Edi tinnaga chyaamee..

Ado interesting story.. Let's save that for later.. byee

The Bike, The Bhai & The Big Bang Masala

 Ee naa katha meeku cheppalantee…

Mundu Devara Katha cheppali type lo..

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Bahubali - The Beginning – 2004

(anta budget ledu le manaku.. manade story)

2004 lo naku Kurnool lo Tata Tele Services lo ICT Engineer ga job vaccindi.
2 months ayindi.

Inka job vaste, as per the constitution of overaction prakaram,

bike undali gaa… site visits… status reporting…

multiple sites… ala hype chesi…

so appatiki pre-launch lo unna Bajaj CT-100 bike konna.

Few days lo vachindi. Maa oorilo 2nd bike delivery nadee.

Appatlo baga popular ayindi ee model.

Bike konna 15 days ki naku Bhuvaneswar ki transfer ayyendi…
Akkada Orissa lo 15 days undi nenu job vodilesi vennakuu vacchesa Hyd ki…

“rangaa bothi yee ranga bothi …” anukuntu…

(edi oka krishna nagar type katha.. Inko sari matladukundam le)
Ante first installment matramee kattanu na salary tho.

So inka kotta bike… appatloo Hyd lo rides leni Rapido bike la tirugutunna…

oorantha… few days.

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A Sunday Evening Ride

One fine day… maa babai valla intlo oka chinna function unnindi

near Nagole. Nenu SR Nagar lo unde vadini room lo.

Aa function ayyaka… nenu return ayyanu around 8 PM

Nagole nunchi room ki.

August time anukunta… light ga padi padanattu varsham…

peddaga traffic ledu… Sunday night… road anta manade.

Kocham dooram vacchaka, aa varsham lo okkadu

DSNR deggara… “lift pls” annadu.

Yeah, why not… assalee manadi gunde kadu… Cabbage kada…

piga new bike…

“Yeah yeah… get in,” ani vadini ekkinchukoni veltunna…

Malakpet deggara ki vacchamu.

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What a sudden sappi!!..

Aa cheekati lo… aa varsham lo…

naa bike venakalee oka 3 dokku bikes lo janalu
rukko rukooo annatuu anipinchindi.

Antalone okadu munduku vacchi break vesi apadu…

few seconds lo naa bike ni vallu mundu..

and inko 2 bikes lo venakala round-up Chesaru.

Vallu anni bikes lo triples unnaru.

“Ye bike kiska hai” –ani adigaru…. 

aree meeru edi aithe adagakudadoo ade adigaru anukoni…

 “Ye bike mera hai.. yee desh bi mera hai” ani cheppa…

“Teek hain… chal aaja” annaru.

Aree bike gurinchi details kavalante adigithe cheptam kada…
Meeru “Maree abhimanam verrithalalu vesina fans la unnaree” ani Dubai Seenu lo Slomon Raju la feel ayee…

Venaka nunchi okadu… chekatlo edo vadi bike nunchi testunnadu…

peddaga undi… Teesaka telisindi… adi iron rod.

Ide do tedaga undi…
Aree emi kavali ra meeku ante…
“Chup chap chal” annaru… road ki atu side.

Oka car shed undi… closed aa time lo…

kaani koncham parking space la pedda ga undi.

Vallani follow avutu vellanu (tappinchukolekaa vellalsi vacchindi).

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The Gutkaa Gang

Akkada already inko 10 daka mandi unnaru… waiting… manakosam.
Celebrity vastunnadantee… aa matram janalu untaru kada.

Valla deggara emi-emi unnayoo teliyadu…

mottam anta oka sari gutkaa ummina vuntaru la…

Mottam Old City batch.

“Evvaraa meerantaaa” ani arichee chance kuda ledu…

venkala rod pattukoni okkadu… Mundu ee batch…

Enduku tesuku vaccharoo teliyadu.
Valla basha… “idarayeyeee” … “Dil toh pagal hai”

tappa vere ravu manaku.

Appatiki inka bhaiya thoda pyass dalo kuda ledu.

Sare… nenu English lo edo adugutunna… “emi ra babu enti edi” ani…
A batch lo Ameerpet spoken English batch anukunta…
“Wait, wait… Bhai coming” annadu.

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Enter The “Bhai”

“Bhai aa… evaru Bhai… evadiki Bhai…”

Nakosam vacche Bhai evaduraa…
Naku anta scene emi undi ani…

Mottaniki vacchadu aa Bhai… oka 5 min lo…
Mana Hyderabad Nawabs lo Saleem Pheku la…
Open-top jeep lo vacchadu.

Aa cheekatlo jeep digi… vadi face chuddam anukune lopu…
Vadu ravadam ravadam…

naa chempa meeda okkati icchadu gattigaa…

“Abbaaaa…. dabbaaaa…. Jabbaaaa…”

(BGM ledu but Nadamuri Thaman effect vacchindi..)

Nenu… “Lallu uncle maloom terekoo.. Jaya aunty maloom terekoo”

ane time kuda ivvaledu.

 Emi raa… enduku kodutunnaru ante…

 Appudu cheppadu…

“Maa chelli ni edipistavu raa” ani Urdu lo annadu.

Mundu, venakala… evevo “*&^%$#@” … manaku artham kaadu… so lite.

Nenu enti mee chelli enti…
Manaku anta cinema ledu ra ani mottukutunna… vinaledu.

“Undu 2 min… maa chelli on the way…

vacchi confirm cheste nee chavu confirm.”

ani expression icchadu..

Nenu gattiga cheptunna…
“Aree babu, naku teliyadu ra evaroo…

nenu Hyd ki vacche 3 days avvaledu Bhubaneswar nunchi…

needi chelli naki nahi maloom hain” ani

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Katha lo ede twist swami..

 Few minutes lo vadiki edo phone vacchindi…
(Apptati classic  Nokia 1100 types…

photos/videos levu. Keypad phones.)

“Isaa kyaa.. isaa kyaa” ani edo antunnadu.

Vadi chelli phone chesi cheppina details…
Manaki yee matram match avvaledu.

IT'S A MISMATCH. 

Appudu koncham taggi adagadam start chesaru…
Evadu neevu… ekkada nunchi vacchavu… enti emi ani.

Aree evi anni mundu adagali kada raa…ippudu adugutunnaruu…

Sare… ekkada untavu ani adigi…

“Malli vastamu akkadiki edina teda vaste”

ani baga bedirinchi…pommannaduu..

“Jaaa Simran jaaa… jee lo apnii jindagi” ani vadu annattu anipinchindi.

Manam… “Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara” ani veltu veltu…

“Intha chesaru… sorry Anna cheppacchu kada?” ani adiganu.

Inka okkadu serious ga vacchi…

“Ninnu memu emi cheyaledu… ikkade untee…” 

(anelopu manam by birth intelligent kada…)

“Jaraa unte sacchipotunti” anukoni…

Akkada nunchi bike deggaraki vellanu.

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Man of The Malakpet

Akkada adigadu… “Kaun hain voh…”

Bike pakkana niluchunna, natho pati lift adigi vacchinodini chusi…

Vademinaa Shahrukh Khan aa Salman Khan aa…
Naku emi telusu… lift adigadu, darilo ekkadau ani…

“ekkada ante DSNR deggara annadu.”

“Aakasam erraga undi… adi desha drohula raktam tho…”  Code decoded.

Valla chelli cheppina

physical, mental, geo-political parameters… anni sync ayyayi.

IT'S A MATCH.

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Madatettesarurooi..

First lo bike tho chase chesina vallu veedi pakkanee unnaru…
Naa bike deggara… lekunte vadu jump kottintadu…

Inta jarugutunna… vadu emi analedu…
Mottaniki… nannu vadilaka vadini pattukunnaru.

Vadu naa bike lo velladam valla… vaadu evado na bike chusadu…
Adi ala ala velli… naa kompa munchindi. Inka road vembadi plan chesukoni .. chasing and den setup.. Chesaru..

Burra takkuva edavalu..

Bigginers mistakes eviannii.. Sarrigaa plan chesukoledu..

Inka akkada nunchi nenu jump jilani. Adabarse adabarsee ani…

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 Lalalaa lalalaa..lalalaa…

 It was a terrifying experience.
Anta mental gallu… gutka, matka batch types.

Bike service road nunchi U-turn teesukunnappudu…
Malli oka chinna glimpse kanipinchindi…

aa location… vallandaritho. Horrible frame..

Room ki velli 2-3 days bayataku raledu.
Baga disturb ayindi.

Roommates ki kuda 2 days taruvata cheppa…
Vallu divert chesi… “em kadu le, vellu bayataki” annaru.

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 Déjà Vu

Sare… koncham overcome ayyi…

vellanu Panjagutta Sai Baba temple side… edo pani undi.

Koncham sepatiki sudden ga rain start ayindi.

(Varsham cenimalo kanna naa story lo ne

ekkuva sarlu padinattundi ee varsaham..)

Nenu varsham padina aganu…

( edisav le… eve tagginchukunte manchidi…)

Appudee… akkadaa road pakkana oka ammai…

“LIFT PLEASE… bus stop varaku…varsham padutondi ani…”

DEJA VU 
Deja Vu
Deja Vu

Edo MAYDAY MADAY MAYDAY la anipinchindi.. 

Oka second… “lift” ante vanuku puttindi.

But you know what…

(ilanti samayaloo intelligent pillavadu vatsav emi chestadu...)

9th class Sanskrit lo maa teacher

“paraopakarardam idham shareeram”

ani cheppindi gurthu vacchi… Lift ichi bus stop lo drop chesa.

Meeru mararu raa… “meerentoo… mee vidanalentoo…”

type lo ala jarigipoyeendi anukovala?

Leka…

Quick ga overcome ayyi… jana jeevana sravanthi lo kalisi

“moorkathvaniki maranam ledu” ani prove chesanu anukovalaa??

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Cheers

Sreevatsava
11/Dec/2025

For many years… aa Malakpet side vellalante konchem bayam ga undedi…

Edi ayyakaa next 2 days newspaper lo chusa…

edina incident report ayyindemo ani… 

Vadini vadilaroo leka vesesaroo ani… emi kanipinchaledu. 

So, lucky guy anukovalaa!!!

Inkemundi..Adnam Sami pata pettukoni… padukovadamee.. 

“Poyiraa poyiraa poyiraa mamaa”… ani..

Ohh lyrics mistake…but situational song..