CERTIFI"KETU" - DUPLI"KETU"

 

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Ippudu cheppe danilo.. Drama irrukumaa – drama irruku, Surprise irrukumaa - suprise irruku, Sentiment irrukuumaa- sentiment irrukuu… arthamyeendi gaa… innii irrukunnakaa … meeru irrukupoyaayaru ani… ee story mottoam lo ee irrukuu anedi gurutu pettukondi.. Taruvata matladukundam..

“Anaganaga oka roju”… actually “anukokunda oka roju” .. appatlo oka Recruitment Company lo Manager ga unde vadini.. H1B Visa’s sponsor chese vallam ma company tarupunaa.. (2006 Jan lo) (ippududu adakkandi royii H1B lu.. … adantaa appudandi.. Ippudu avi ani manesanu.. Kavalante Trump taha ki cheppu.. Mana taluka ani.. icchestadu)

Paper advt istee konni applications vacchai and vallani screening cheyyadaniki oka roju intervew schedule chesamu.. Walkin types.. With all their certificates. 

Naku kuda appudu apply chesaru H1B ki. So andaritho patu naa certificates kuda verifiy chesukoni file ready chyaali.. .. cheyyali kadu.. Chayyalsindi nene..

So okkakaru vastunnaru, anta ok aithe valla certificates photo copies tesukoni.. Separate file chestunna.. Ala oka 10 mem daka ayyayi evening ki.. 

Nenu morning vacchinappudu na originals anni oka A4 Size envelope lo petti na table draw lo pettanu.. Evening migatavallavi anni ayyaka, navi kuda xerox tesi ready cheddam ani. 

Sare inka day closing appudu xerox teddam ani naa enevlope kosam chuste.. 

Lucky dip lo mana peru tappa vere anni unnattu aa enevlope tappa vere ededo unnai… current bills.. Rejected resumes.. Inka ededo… edi matram ledu..

Manaku ilanti shocks kotta kakapoyeenaa…. Certificates kada .. koncham serious matter …Inka chusukooo… naku aithe akkade pettanu ani telusu… actual ga originals avasaram ledu.. Office lo aithe free ga xerox tesukovacchu ani.. Teccha… (titaakandee… manam antaa chesamu le edi.. But naku ayeendi ilaa..)

Vetikanu.. Vetikanu..intreview ki vacchina valla files lo kalisayemo ani .. avi evi tedalekuda vethikaanu… ayenaa dorakaledu.. No use .. no use.. Barbarious ..avi dorakavandi…

Podduna okkadini reject chesamu.. Vademina ettukopoyaada ani vadiki kuda call chesa.. No annadu… migatavallandariki chesanu.. “Main kiku letee theree certificates..  Maki telvadu sabb”.. Annaru .. Einstien brain evaroo ettukupoyaarnataa.. Ala navi kuda evarinaa.. Cha cha.. Meeku naku telusu kadaa…vati gurinchi..

Sare danilo na 10th, Inter, B.Tech originals and previous company offer letters anni unnai..  Antaa… Attili chirabarayaanamah..

Sare.. what next.. Scanned copies unnai.. H1B petition aithe file chesamu.. Aa year yee lottery system pettindi.. Pick aithe chuddam ani .. ee lopu alochiddam ani anukunna..

Ika ata modaledamaa… 

Basic procedure follow ayee…

First FIR file chyaali ante.. City lo tiragadam kastam ani.. Ooriki velli .. akkada police station lo complaint rayinchi.. Travel lo file poyeendi .. anduloo evi anni unnai ani FIR Copy tesukoni pani modalu pettanu… prati danilo ee FIR copy pettali. Akkada SHO naa inti peru lo “Raju” ani unndadam chusi.. Meeru Rajuna annadu.. Meedi tenale.. Maadi tenalee type lo.. Kadu ane sariki inko 100 ekkuva nokkadu..

Appatlo nadi Night shift.. Edi gurtu pettukondi.. (enni gurthu pettukovali ra.. Tokallodi..  Edi okkati pls)

So ye ye certificate ela apply chyaali anna min idea kuda ledu.. Kani lucky ga Hyd lo unna kabbati.. Appatlo AP ki head offices anni akkade undevi..

So First 10th.. SSC Board, Nampally deggara.. Evaro friend ni tesuku vella.. Akkada edo gumasta ni patti.. Vadi chetulo edo pedithe.. Vadu oka application icchi… neevu ekkada chadivavoo akkada ki velli stamp veyenchukoni ra.. Vacche tappudu .. amount gurthru ledu.. Oka 500 anukunta.. DD tesuku ra annadu… 

Ikkada modalayeendi.. Govt office lo pani kavalante ela ani..

Lucky ga ma native place lo school lo quick ga ne ayeendi..oka weekend ooriki velli.. Leave pettukoni.. Stamp veyeenchukoni vacchi submit cheste… vadu konni rojulu tesukoni chetto certificates meeda marks rasi.. Vadi writing nakanna darunam gaa undi… adi sign chesi icchadu.. DUPILICATE ani.. AAREE ENTRAA EDI anntee.. Edi ante.. Vaddantee.. Poyee malli 10th chaduvu po annaru..

Inka Inter..edi .. edi mana Rajamouli interval bang kanna better ga untundi..

Aa office ki vella.. Danilo district-wise sections unnai.. Nadi nellore lo inter ayeendi..

Vettukoni akkadaki velli.. Cheppanu ila ani.. Then pakkana mana home district kadapa vadu unnadu… vadu full exite ayee.. Inka ye zilla ye zilla type lo.. Zilla politics anni matladi. Naku vallu tesusu veellu telusu ani.. . Kinda canteen ki velli matladam ra ani tesuku velladu… 

Vadiki kavalsinavi anni tini.. Nannu bill kattamannadu.. Appatikee edi koncham alavatu ayeendi..

So peddaga feel avvaledu.. Inka vadu nenu cheptanu lee aa section vallaki.. Chestaru ani 300 ivvu annadu.. Iccha.. Inka vadu gayab.. Taruvata scene lo ledu

Akkada kuda same routine.. Applicaiton.. DD.. Chadivina College lo principal stamp.. Etc

So ippudu .. chello nellore.  Akkadiki melu… first year Guntur lo second year Nellore lo chadivanu.. But passing out Nellore kabbati adi okkati chalu annaru..

Inko 2 days leave.. Inka gurtukostunnai types lo college.. Prati okkadiki oka anavasarapu explanation.. Oka sympatithc expression.. Oka oka oka….. Time ki gurutu ravadam ledu aa word.. Sare lite..

So mottaniki elagolaa.. Oka 2-3 weeks lo adi kuda ayeendi.. Same vadu kuda .. chetto rasi icchadu.. 

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Now enter the Dragon.. B.Tech - JNTU Hyd vadu ivvali.

Procedure teliyadu ela ani.. Nenu appatlo Attapur lo unde vadini.. Night shifts ani cheppakada..

So, lechi ready ayee, Kukatpalli vellesariki.. Akkada examination section vallu unde vallu karu.. Cheppe dikku kuda ledu..

Ila 2 times ayyaka .. mottaniki procedure chepparu.. And 1000 rs ki DD tesukomannaru..

Apply chesi ,same malli inko sari leave pettukoni.. Maa college ki velli NOC tecchukoni… malli Hyd ki vacchi.. Then  DD tesukoni velli icchanu.. Avi chusi.. Evi anni ok mari afidavit edi annadu… adi endi raa.. Enduku evi anni.. Bagane unnam gaa ippudu antee.. Sivaji movie lo 120B, 26H, 72A ani cheppinattu rules cheppadu… mottaniki entante.. Oka afidavit icchi danni  First Class Majestrate deggaraa attest chyenchalntaa.. Ededo ippatlo ayeela ledu anipinchindi… inka edo oorilo telisina vallu untee.. Vallanu pattukukoni enta try chesinaa.. Avvaledu..

Inka maa relatives lo oka Advocate unte.. (ippudu manam law chesamu kabbati.. Easy reference undedemoo..) appatlo Namapalli court ki rammanadu.. Ayana vall assistant ni pampadu..

Vadu ravadam ravadam.. Dabbulu annadu.. Enta ante.. Edo cheppadu.. Na deggara anta levu ATM ki vellali ante.. Vadu vacchadu.. Nenu draw chyaadaniki nokkutunnte.. Inkocham chyee annadu… enduku ante.. Karchulu untai .. neevu malli malli rakudadu antee… ani... adi kuda ayeendi …

Icchanu… mottaniki konni rojula taruvataa vacchindi afidavit.. Certificate kadu.. 

Ippudu edi tesukoni malli night shift- madhyanam nidra lechi- 22 km vellali JNTU ki… velli submit chesa..

Anni chusi.. Okkati taggindi annadu… oree .. ippudu endi ra ante… rules changed.. Ippudu fee 1000 kadu.. 5000 ayeendi annadu.. Edi eppudu pettaru ante… indake annadu…

Em chestamu.. Velli tesukuvastanu anukuntee.. Bank close.. 

Malli inko roju.. Same routine.. So ippudu application vundi.. Avidavit undi 1000+4000 ki DD kuda vundi… manalani evadu ra apedii ani vellanu

First level pass ayee.. Section in charge: deggaraki Vellindi… ayana Pilichi.. Neevu chadivindi Rajampet lo.. Hyd lo unna Majistrate ela sign chestaru .. chelladu annadu..

Ala kadu ra picchodaa… neemina mestri deggara pettinchanaa.. First Class Majistrate deggare pettinchanu ra ani cheppa.. Vadu.. aaa .. uuuu.. Ouchh annadu… nenu inka frustration lo.. Neevu voddu nee degree voddu.. Nee deggare pettuko ane laa godava vesukunna.. Enni sarlu tiragali.. Ippatiki 7 times ayeendi ani… 

Vadiki ekkado edo anipinchi .. approve chesi .. post lo intiki vastundi po ani tarimesadu…

Mottaniki ala anni vacchai.. Deeniki anta oka 5 - 6 months pattindi… inka naa Visa interview lopala vacchai..but anni DUPLICATE ane stamp tho..

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Edi ee story lo Intrevel..

Inka mana chetuloo anni unnai VISA kosam vellanu… adi raledu ( edo pedda story le.. Inko sari cheppukundam) .. so ala vacchina certificates use avvaledu..

Next .. cut cheste inka nenu vere company ki move ayyanu… and Bahubali -1 vacchina 3 years ki Bahubali -2 vacchinattu.. Malli 3 years taruvataaa ede company lo cheranu…recession ayyaka 2009 lo..

But appudunna Ameerpet office nunchi.. Ayyappa Society lo ki marcharu office…

Rejoin Ayyaka.. Akkada nunchi move chesina same old Table /Desk naku vacchindi..

Ala konni rojulu gadichakaa.. Anaganagaa oka roju… table draw lo edo file testunntee.. Kanipinchindi ayaayaa… edo “Nidhi rahasyam” talapatra grandhalalo dorikinattu…edi ekkadoo chusinattunndee ane lopu … mottam rewind ayeendi…  same old A4 size Envelope kanipinchindi.. “Aaa .. vidhi adindi raa neetho vinta natakam…”..  Andukenemoo mana peddollu… ekkada pogottukundi akkade vetakali annadi…

Cover teesi chuste… appudee dentist deggara konna kottaa palla setu la… neat ga unnai.. Niga nigaladutu…oka chinna spark kuda vacchinattu anipinchindi danilo nunchi..

Emi ra balaraju… okka pani chakkaga chyaavu kada ra… enta tigrigavu.. Enni nidra ponni paggallanu chusavu (night shifts kada).. Enta mandi deggara titlu tinnavu.. Enta karchu pettavu…FIR lu.. DD lu, Afidavit lu.. Xerox lu.. Avi anni poni.. Vadu dokku handwriting tho rasi icchinaa duplicate certificates tecchukunnavu ani feel ayee terukune lopalaa… assalu inta ghoram ela jaridindi abba ani alochistee…

Aa roju aani files pettinappudu.... Aa draw lopla chinna sheet metal bend ayee undi.. Ee envelope danilo irrukunndi.. (ledu naa jeevithanni irrikinchindi)... intro lo cheppina irrukumaa.. Ante ede mari..…. Manam assale science student.. Newton ni nammukunna vallam.. Gravity prakaram.. edina sare kinda padutundi kada ani.. Enni sarlu vetikina chyee kinna pette vetikanu kani.. Pani tagulukundi ani oohinchaledu.. Vetakaledu…

Natho patu vetikina naa colleagues kuda ante… “Tiger ki time bad akkaa” emi chyaalemu..anukoni…

Mottaniki ippudu dorikayi kada.. Inka aa duplicates kakunda evi vadukovacchu le anukunteee… originals cancel chesakee ivvi istaru.. So .. originals unna… duplicates ee vadukovali. 

Pokiri lo ileana deggraa.. 2-3 flavours hair sprays unnattu.. Mana deggraa.. 2 sets unnai certificates.. 

Office reloacte chese tappudu furniture move chesinappudu edo kinda padinattundi aa irrukunnadi table draw lo..

Cut cheste.. Certificates pogottukoni.. Malli tecchukovadani manam chesina yuddam baga viral ayeendi friends circle lo…. Aboo inka chudu.. Ekkada ekkada nuncho calls… room ki vacchi kalavadalu… adedo oriloki kottaa swamiji kosam vacchinattu vaccharu na lanti badithulu antaa… 

anaa ma friend valla tammudivi 10th certificate poyendanta em cheyaali…

Maa company vadu na certificates vadi deggara pettukoni nannu relieve chyaadam ledu.. Bond ani..Ippudu avi vodilesi duplicates tecchukovali ante em chyaali ani… full questions..  

Mana deggara ippudu undedi entatntee.. 

“Inpermation… Inpermation is wealthu” 

Professional consulting type lo.. Expert advice lu tesukovadaniki annattu.. Chala kalam nadichindi. We are not alone in this world.. Mana lanti vallau chala mandi unnaru.. Trivikram cheppinattu.. “Aa varganiki nenu inspiration ayya”.. 

Ento mandi companyla deggara unnaa.. Kattu banisalanu bandha vimukutulanu cheyaadaniki naa experience use ayeendi..

Intaa bad lo kuda oka guddu jarigindayoo.. Ee first company nunchi vere company ki vellaka.. Vallu certificates adigaru. Nenu unnavi icchanu..Background verification kosam.. Old offer letters kuda adigaru.. Levu ani cheppa.. Kavalsindee ani pattu pattadu HR.. avi contract roles, avi kuda kavali annadu.. cheppa.. Areee balaraju.. Na certificates poyaayi.. Education certificates kabbati govt deggara tecchukunna.. Aa contract jobs lo evvadu ivvadu ani cheppa.. (Softcopies unna.. Ivvaleni paristiti.. Edo dates mismatch.. ).. ledu .. adi edi annadu..

Gurthocchindi.. Veedini ila kadu ani… pamputa undu ani mana deggara unna FIR copy pampanu.. (certificates poyenappudu icchindi) Na deggara undedi.. Em kavalante adi chesuko ani..danilo mention chesamu kada.. Mottamm poyyaayi ani… 

You know what, the next day… BGV cleared ani mail vacchindi.. Recission lo kuda job unnindi..

Adanamataa manaa CERTIFI”KETU” - DUPLI”KETU” mucchataa..

Abba sairam.. Ayeepoyndi… 

Cheers

Sreevatsava.